I may have said that once, when I care I'll get back to you on that

Where I work we have two sizes of espresso drinks, dubbed single and double (12 oz. and 20 oz. respectively)
So this guy orders a latte to go, and I mistakingly make a double latte instead of a single because I was in a rush making 20 plus drinks and didn’t look at the ticket right. So I’m like whatever happy mistake this guys getting a larger drink he’ll be happy. When I go to give it to him he tells me he didn’t want the larger one, he wanted the single. I then just put his drink in the smaller cup and when I go to give it to him he acts like I spit on him. He looks at me and asks “did you just put it in that smaller cup?” I said yeah, he didn’t want the large and I have a whole bunch of drinks to make. I asked if what he wanted was the single latte with an extra shot of espresso, so that’d it be a stronger drink but smaller size. He just took the coffee I had handed him, dropped it on the floor and walked out. Luckily the cup remained sealed and didn’t spill everywhere, plus we got to keep his money.

Customer: Can I get a half caf latte
Me: ok so a double latte, half caf
Customer: no not a double, I just want half caf
Me: I have to pull two shots to make a half caf, one decaf and one regular, it’s a double.
Customer: forget it I don’t want it.
Me: ok, bye have a nice day :)

The Successful Day Off Guide

1) wake up before 9, realize you have the whole day now
2) watch tv
3) breakfast and coffee in bed
4) invite over a hookup
5) reward yourself with that free Starbucks you earned
6) play video games
7) hookup with someone else
8) go out for dinner… Lol fuck that order delivery
9) hit the hay, you’re exhausted!


This. Fucking. Lady.

First, bitch rolls in and barks an order on the way to the restroom. Like, hold the fucking phone, are you blind? Did you mistake my espresso machine for a fucking drive thru?

Whatever, I’ve got drinks to make.

Then she gets in line. It’s like three people deep, no big…


jesus christ katniss you should know this


Castiel “Mythical”
You live like a dragon but you burn like a phoenix…

I had started this a looong time ago, and after yesterday’s episode I had all the feelz and was inspired to finish this. This completes my 3 fandom wing study… previous is TWD “Icarus Iscariot” and Sherlock “Them”. ^_^

Society6: http://society6.com/Sempaiko/CASTIEL-the-mythical_Print#1=45

What do you think?




Ke$ha | Timber (2014 Solo Version)




the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry


the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

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as an actor in a haunted house i can certify that the conga line is the preferred way of escape 

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A+ PARENTHOOD:  you are doing it right